Signs that are breaking the internet are an important mode of communication and we often tend to take them for granted. Most of the time, we only read them when we are in trouble or lost or need some important piece of information. Things go real crazy when the signs that you trust to be accurate prove to be nothing but blunders because of wrongly written information on them. Then again, the world is littered with signs that just want to make you laugh. Here are some of the craziest signs that are worth looking out for. Already breaking the internet and set to entertain you to the fullest.
No, this is not a typo
God definitely has a sense of humor. This church gets two thumbs-up for blending church history with modern pop-culture. The people walking by must be thinking that things are a bit different on the other side of those church doors if they draw up signs like this one. Perhaps they have holy light sabers to pray for the brethrens congregating inside. Or the ushers wear storm trooper uniforms for easier visibility. When the pastor lays hands on you, he says the following words “May the force be with you” The force is strong with this church.
Our happy family
You have heard how kids are a liability and cost a lot of money to take care of and some really feel the reality of this sentiment. One of them parked their car in a parking lot with an interesting sticker that manifested their priorities. These guys probably got sick and tired of all the family bumper stickers so they decided to make one for themselves. By the looks of things, they don’t have kids and are loving it. They have loads of cash and can do with it whatever they want. Bet the guys with kids look in envy at this car.
The irony is tangible
Now isn’t this ironic. Part of a psychic’s job is to predict future behaviors and when a person practicing in this field fails to foresee certain circumstances, it leaves us dumbfounded. I reckon Alanis Morrissette could have worked this one into her smash hit. Whoever organized the event must have used channels that the psychic didn’t have access to. Maybe they just wanted to pull a fast one and make you stop and stare in wonder. It would make you think twice about how accurate the psychic’s visions really are and that would turn this entire event into sham.
The toilet thieves strike again
A sign at the Indian Hills Community Center, has great humor and pun that goes with it. There are a couple of things that are wrong with this sign. Apart from being funny as hell, you have to ask yourself who would dare to steal a toilet from the cops. Second of all, they did a proper job seeing that the cops have no lead to go on, and the sign makes you wonder if the police really had one toilet. These thieves really had some spunk and moxie to pull this one off and have a sign to tell the tale.
To all the mothers out there
You are used to memes circulating the internet about how much mothers love to drink a glass of wine every now and then. Well, this sign provides a valid explanation why. The sign tells children why their mother’s drink and they are the primary reason. It is a very legitimate reason for your mom hitting the drinks from time to time. That makes you wonder how much a mother of many children she has. This sign just spelled it out hilariously and is a brutal reminder that you owe your mom a lot. The least you can do is to buy her a drink on Mother’s Day.
They ain’t lying
One of the funniest signs to ever is one that contains a humorous paradox like this one. The sign seems to contradict itself making it a little bit difficult to determine whether this sign was the result of a deep thought out plan to keep the customer waiting patiently or not. The one thing is sure, it doesn’t matter how long you wait, you are getting your car back faster than at other places. They were not lying on the sign, you do get your car back eventually, no matter how long it takes. Not so sure that you would trust this car wash after seeing this sign.
Only in Japan
Who knew that taking a leak would be artistic and poetic but in Japan, that seems to be the case. The Japanese people are a proud nation and they pride themselves I doing everything to the best of their ability. Even going to the loo seems to be an art form that needs to be mastered. If you do not have the ability to urinate elegantly and with precision, do not use our loo! What’s more, is that they always phrase things so delicately as well. It beats the normal harsh admonishing that you find everywhere else.
Well, if you put it that way…
Maybe sometimes the president just perceives his constituents as a bunch of 4th graders that do not even know how to color within the lines. If that is the case, this sign just lived up to his expectations because it sounds like something a 4th grader would say. I get it, sometimes you don’t see eye to eye with your president. This guy seems to be quite desperate. Somehow, I don’t think that if people promised to be good that everyone would listen. Sorry dude, you are going to have to stick it out with your current president for the next couple of years.
The self-care baby
What happens when a mother wants to send subliminal messages to her spouse? They write up a sign in their child’s voice to get the message across. That is what this child’s mother did when writing this sign to the dad. It is a really cute sign, but maybe the mom is trying to say something to the dad. Nevertheless, the dad is sure to give his wife some extra special attention with all the people keeping an eye on him. Regardless of whether the dad listens because of the sign or because of the attention, the mother wins anyway.
Don’t worry if you park illegally
Imagine a world where you are reassured that everything would be fine after doing an illegal act. That is what this sign implies because it reads that “Illegally parked cars will be fine.” Now, this should be a relief for the guys who park illegally on this spot. But it is not exactly clear whether it is the driver or the car that will be fine. Although people might see that you are the culprit, at least you know that your car won’t be towed and you won’t get a fine. If it’s gone, you know it is probably stolen.
What is your dog thinking?
If a dog is man’s best friend, then surely they have developed the same thought patterns as their masters. Probably like smuggling drugs, carrying illegal firearms and everything in between. This sign made me want to laugh and think about it at the same time. They know that they made an illegal dump and there is no getting away with it. The police dog can smell foul play. That might also raise a question on whether the roles get reversed and if it is the human master that should sniff out contraband from dogs. This sign can make your imagination run wild as you try to understand the life of a dog.
So what happened to the 15th?
If you were working in this building, this sign would have created more confusion than provide clarity. If the 9th floor moved up to the 15th, where is it now? Did they decide to move it to the roof? I bet people would now just go and look out of curiosity to see what took the 9th floor’s place. Thank god, the change is just temporary and not permanent because the confusion would have lingered on forever. Hopefully, the 9th floor will be back in its place pretty soon and open up space for the 15th floor to come back from the roof.