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Laughable Signs That Are Breaking The Internet

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    Signs that are breaking the internet are an important mode of communication and we often tend to take them for granted. Most of the time, we only read them when we are in trouble or lost or need some important piece of information. Things go real crazy when the signs that you trust to be accurate prove to be nothing but blunders because of wrongly written information on them. Then again, the world is littered with signs that just want to make you laugh. Here are some of the craziest signs that are worth looking out for. Already breaking the internet and set to entertain you to the fullest.

    No, this is not a typo

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    God definitely has a sense of humor. This church gets two thumbs-up for blending church history with modern pop-culture. The people walking by must be thinking that things are a bit different on the other side of those church doors if they draw up signs like this one. Perhaps they have holy light sabers to pray for the brethrens congregating inside. Or the ushers wear storm trooper uniforms for easier visibility. When the pastor lays hands on you, he says the following words “May the force be with you” The force is strong with this church.

    Our happy family

    Our happy family
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    You have heard how kids are a liability and cost a lot of money to take care of and some really feel the reality of this sentiment. One of them parked their car in a parking lot with an interesting sticker that manifested their priorities. These guys probably got sick and tired of all the family bumper stickers so they decided to make one for themselves. By the looks of things, they don’t have kids and are loving it. They have loads of cash and can do with it whatever they want. Bet the guys with kids look in envy at this car.

    The irony is tangible

    The irony is tangible
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    Now isn’t this ironic. Part of a psychic’s job is to predict future behaviors and when a person practicing in this field fails to foresee certain circumstances, it leaves us dumbfounded. I reckon Alanis Morrissette could have worked this one into her smash hit. Whoever organized the event must have used channels that the psychic didn’t have access to. Maybe they just wanted to pull a fast one and make you stop and stare in wonder. It would make you think twice about how accurate the psychic’s visions really are and that would turn this entire event into sham.

    The toilet thieves strike again

    The toilet thieves strike again
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    A sign at the Indian Hills Community Center, has great humor and pun that goes with it. There are a couple of things that are wrong with this sign. Apart from being funny as hell, you have to ask yourself who would dare to steal a toilet from the cops. Second of all, they did a proper job seeing that the cops have no lead to go on, and the sign makes you wonder if the police really had one toilet. These thieves really had some spunk and moxie to pull this one off and have a sign to tell the tale.

    To all the mothers out there

    To all the mothers out there
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    You are used to memes circulating the internet about how much mothers love to drink a glass of wine every now and then. Well, this sign provides a valid explanation why. The sign tells children why their mother’s drink and they are the primary reason. It is a very legitimate reason for your mom hitting the drinks from time to time. That makes you wonder how much a mother of many children she has. This sign just spelled it out hilariously and is a brutal reminder that you owe your mom a lot. The least you can do is to buy her a drink on Mother’s Day.

    They ain’t lying 

    They ain’t lying
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    One of the funniest signs to ever is one that contains a humorous paradox like this one. The sign seems to contradict itself making it a little bit difficult to determine whether this sign was the result of a deep thought out plan to keep the customer waiting patiently or not. The one thing is sure, it doesn’t matter how long you wait, you are getting your car back faster than at other places. They were not lying on the sign, you do get your car back eventually, no matter how long it takes. Not so sure that you would trust this car wash after seeing this sign.

    Only in Japan

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    Who knew that taking a leak would be artistic and poetic but in Japan, that seems to be the case. The Japanese people are a proud nation and they pride themselves I doing everything to the best of their ability. Even going to the loo seems to be an art form that needs to be mastered. If you do not have the ability to urinate elegantly and with precision, do not use our loo! What’s more, is that they always phrase things so delicately as well. It beats the normal harsh admonishing that you find everywhere else.

    Well, if you put it that way…

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    Maybe sometimes the president just perceives his constituents as a bunch of 4th graders that do not even know how to color within the lines. If that is the case, this sign just lived up to his expectations because it sounds like something a 4th grader would say. I get it, sometimes you don’t see eye to eye with your president. This guy seems to be quite desperate. Somehow, I don’t think that if people promised to be good that everyone would listen. Sorry dude, you are going to have to stick it out with your current president for the next couple of years.

    The self-care baby

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    What happens when a mother wants to send subliminal messages to her spouse? They write up a sign in their child’s voice to get the message across. That is what this child’s mother did when writing this sign to the dad. It is a really cute sign, but maybe the mom is trying to say something to the dad. Nevertheless, the dad is sure to give his wife some extra special attention with all the people keeping an eye on him. Regardless of whether the dad listens because of the sign or because of the attention, the mother wins anyway.

    Don’t worry if you park illegally

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    Imagine a world where you are reassured that everything would be fine after doing an illegal act. That is what this sign implies because it reads that “Illegally parked cars will be fine.” Now, this should be a relief for the guys who park illegally on this spot. But it is not exactly clear whether it is the driver or the car that will be fine. Although people might see that you are the culprit, at least you know that your car won’t be towed and you won’t get a fine. If it’s gone, you know it is probably stolen.

    What is your dog thinking?

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    If a dog is man’s best friend, then surely they have developed the same thought patterns as their masters. Probably like smuggling drugs, carrying illegal firearms and everything in between. This sign made me want to laugh and think about it at the same time. They know that they made an illegal dump and there is no getting away with it. The police dog can smell foul play. That might also raise a question on whether the roles get reversed and if it is the human master that should sniff out contraband from dogs. This sign can make your imagination run wild as you try to understand the life of a dog.

    So what happened to the 15th? 

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    If you were working in this building, this sign would have created more confusion than provide clarity. If the 9th floor moved up to the 15th, where is it now? Did they decide to move it to the roof? I bet people would now just go and look out of curiosity to see what took the 9th floor’s place. Thank god, the change is just temporary and not permanent because the confusion would have lingered on forever. Hopefully, the 9th floor will be back in its place pretty soon and open up space for the 15th floor to come back from the roof.

    What else were you expecting to find?

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    Space is nothing but a vacuum and I presume building a museum of this is a relatively simple task. You just have to build the room and leave it empty because there are no artifacts that can better display air except for air itself. This is one of those dry humor signs that have one of two effects, either you love it or you think it is super lame. The former group has a much better sense of humor and can appreciate the irony and pun in this statement. The latter group was probably expecting something from the moon or a NASA expo.

    Simon says…

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    Simon says, “I want my selfie stick, now! Britney.” Now come on Simon, you guys already had a chat about your selfie stick and it seems like there was an ultimatum. If you didn’t believe Britney when she told you, I am sure that the message came through loud and clear this time. Somehow you should have known that something like this was bound to happen. Now the roles have changed and it is now, “Britney says, you will not get your selfie stick.” Hard luck, Simon, perhaps next time you will listen carefully when Britney speaks, especially when she gives you an ultimatum.

    Sometimes the truth hurts

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    If you would like to get run over by multitudes of fans, try insulting them at a stadium. But then if they need to hear the truth that they are losers, you should do so in a clever way. Now and then, a fan comes along and spells out the truth and the truth hurts. Let’s just hope the Chiefs fans are bright enough to catch this little quip. Just to make sure they don’t miss the sign, she even put it on bright pink cardboard for enhanced visibility even to fans seated across the stadium. This is a great pun that might insult some if they do not appreciate the sense of humor.

    Welcome home, mom

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    The sign looks like a project that has been done for grades because of the color and specific drawings done by these 2 siblings. When a mother goes away for work, she usually misses her kids and can’t wait to see them again. When this mom returned home, she might have been tempted to walk past them and pretend that she didn’t know them. This is the kind of sign that is crafted for mom’s eyes only because it would bring such embarrassment and shame to the family. Would you just look at those free-spirited siblings roaring for mom’s return from work.

    How do we breathe underwater??

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    There are some things in life you would just prefer not to see and this sign is one of them. This is the kind of humor that makes you weak in the knees. The sign is one of those signs that deserves a double-take. When you first read it, you don’t think anything about it and then the gravity of the absurdity strikes you. You cannot help but read it again and burst out laughing. Better not read it while you are under. Probably the pool manager wanted to say do not pee in the water but wandered off topic a little.

    Getting back to your roots

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    Back in the day, the library was a pillar in any community, but the internet changed all that. This library just wanted to make sure that the locals remembered the good old days where they could still trust the info of the books. Besides, what is going to happen to the mythical attractive librarian when there are no more libraries? The sign was most likely created by a librarian concerned about losing his job and fearing going back to art school. Well, you should know that going toe to toe with the internet is a futile exercise but at least you would die trying and go down guns blazing.

    Bookshop owners take note

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    If you have ever worked in a bookshop, you will know how spot on this sign is. The shop attendants got fed up with vague customers, so they made a plan. I wonder if they are going to displays all of the other colors as well? I think they are on to a new way of organizing their stock. If the bookshop attendants decide on rearranging their collection, I feel pity for the color blind individuals that would be even more confused. Hopefully, the results of this pilot program depicted in this picture show that arranging books like this is ineffective.

    Now it’s official

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    If someone cheats on you, make sure to detest them so much they know and other people understand how inferior he is. As the saying goes, hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. Not only did this guy mess things up with his girlfriend, but he also got to watch from his couch as she rubbed it in his face. I bet you he was regretting the little fling he had on the side. You can see the glee from her face as she raises that sign above her head. I think this is the next thing to the feeling you get after screaming a curse word out of the blue.

    If you want to cheat, you better be ready for the backlash

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    When it comes to professional sports and cheating, it is an unforgiving arena. Bill Belichick had it coming as fans caught wind of his dark arts and tampering. These fans wanted to make sure that he knew what the rest of the opposing teams were thinking. The security guard doesn’t seem to agree with their views. Why not rub it in the opposition’s face when they get exposed for their nefarious activities. The creators of this sign are quite smart and full of puns because at first you might think that the banner has a typo and he actually meant “Cheetahs.”

    Amen to that brother

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    Truer words are seldom or never spoken at all. Although this sign is stating the horrid truth and reminding you of the week ahead, it also reminds you that you are not alone in the rat race. The weekend is around the corner. Some have even called the days during the week a hostage situation and that pairs well with the sentiments shared on this sign. Some argue that the weekend is too short and in all fairness, this is true. I hope it helps you to know that you are not alone during the 5 hard days after a weekend.

    Toddlers can get lost in there

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    I do not know what is funnier between the fact that almost no one reads this label or that someone took time out of their day to include this funny statement. But the sign can also serve as a reminder to parents that promised to put their children in the washer and tumble drying them. Although you might sometimes feel as if you want to throw your toddler into the washing machine, it is probably not the best idea. The label is just there to remind you that your current rage is only temporary and you will love your kids again.

    Need some extra geography lessons

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    Let us “Make America Great Again” and start making lawn signs that do not make perfect sense. Although the intentions of this patriot are pure, they want to signify the dominance and greatness of America. But I think that is something you would want to do on a global stage instead of a nationwide approach. You get patriots and then you get the people who believe that the USA is the best country within a country. It is a great country, but somehow you feel that whoever made the sign should broaden their horizons a bit, or the geography teacher should quit his day job and go into politics.

    Cats are so mean

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    Out of all the pets you might choose to have, cats possess great pompous and pride so much that the veterinarian noticed this and set the record straight. This is one for all the cat lovers out there. They will know that even if cats could show affection or any consideration for their human owners, that they wouldn’t. They are too good for that. They have this air about them that we belong to them. Don’t expect any messages from them if they could text either. Cats are also the kind that would stand you up on dinner reservations just because “they did not feel like going out.”

    Nemo is wishing for Darla

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    If you have a golden fish at home as a pet, ensure that it is far away from the site because a restaurant owner out there is out for precious fish’s blood. Poor Nemo had it good when he only had to face Darla. We offer great credit to this restaurant owner, who played off the movie to name his fried fish establishment. Poor Nemo now has to try and dodge a whole kitchen, which is trying to fry him. How he must be wishing for the fish tank in the dentist’s office instead of the hot grease popping under his fins.

    Do the Hokey Pokey

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    There are some people who have the skill of extracting humor from a delicate situation. Whoever made this sign should get some kind of award. Their use of a pun to lighten the mood of a very serious issue deserves some credit. If someone with a hokey-pokey addiction saw this, they might even be inspired to simply turn themselves around. This sign makes it seem so easy to turn around and not do the deed anymore but who knows, maybe with great determination and inspiration you can. Kudos to the guy who made the sign for breaking the habit and turning himself around!

    A fly walked into a bar…

    All jokes aside, Kew Botanical Gardens hit the nail on the head with this little sign. It seems like they had quite the problem with little fingers that weren’t kept to themselves. Some might be more surprised at the fact that these plants actually exist. As they say, though, may a true word is spoken in jest. So please, all you flies out there, ignore the sign and go sit on the cozy plants. Alternatively, if you are a human being and would like to see a plant commit suicide, proceed triggering these plants until they digest themselves and die.

    Who doesn’t love em’?

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    Grocery shopping can be such a bore, but when the grocer employs a couple of sharp-minded people, they might be able to brighten up your day. Tomatoes have always been a topic of interest from arguments of whether they are vegetables or fruit to this well thought of humorous sign. This is such a cool little sign and enough to make the rest of the shopping conducted on that day a little bit more bearable and fun to do. This makes you want to buy a punnet just because of the humor and brainpower required to think of such a joke.

    The truth hurts

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    Sometimes, giving it to you straight is all that people want and you must admire the honesty of this hairdresser. This hairdresser was sure to get the attention of a lot more customers than usual. They sure have a lot of confidence in their abilities, or maybe it is a failsafe that they can use in case they screw up. They are the masters or blameshifting. Also, skipping the fact that their name is “wise guys” but offer services such as manicures and waxing. Well, at least now you will know how you really look after going to this hairdresser. It is either you look beautiful or you don’t, there is no in between.

    Getting to the point

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    You have to hand it to this church, they could have played the martyr card and changed the sign in the blistering heat of the day. Instead, they just put their whole church mission statement in a couple of lines. At least the passersby can see that they aren’t trying to hide behind a façade. This is another truthful sign that tells things as they are but in a less understandable way. You really have to read between the lines to understand the exact message of this sign. But I guess you will get the details explaining their sign inside.

    Sneaky buying tips

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    Couples who have been together for a while will love this sign. If you are tired of going to the fridge to retrieve your potato chips and find nothing left, this sign has pretty handy tips for you. There comes a time in every relationship when you sometimes just want something for yourself. This is a sneaky way of getting just that. You could save yourself a trip to the store and just buy two packs to preserve the peace. Just make sure that it is potato chips your spouse does not like but that you love. That will help you avoid wasting money on chips that will eventually get thrown away.

    How the world has changed

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    If life scares you as it is now, this sign will rub salt into the wound by suggesting that we are living in a post-apocalyptic time. This book store saw the chance to put some dark humor in their signs. The sad thing is that what they are implying is true. We’re not exactly on Mad Max levels, but we are getting there. Hopefully, the daily news doesn’t end up in the fairytale section. At the rate that things are going, that might not be too far off. The sign might have a point because the world is gradually turning into a dumpster fire right now or even worse.

    Laugh when you see someone in distress

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    “If you see someone drown, laugh out loud (lol)” and then consider calling 911 after laughing hysterically. Although this sign isn’t meant to be funny, you have to see the humor in it. Although I don’t think the 911 operator is going to take you seriously when you laugh while trying to tell them that someone is drowning. At least you did your best to follow the instructions that were given. Hopefully, whenever you see someone drowning, you will call 911 directly and maybe laugh just a little bit afterward once the person has been saved from the ordeal.

    The 2016 elections

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    During the 2016 elections, some voters saw some campaign lawn-signs that were more factual instead of enticing more voters. One of them read, “Everybody sucks, we’re screwed 2016”/ It didn’t matter who you wanted to vote for, there was no silver lining to the dark cloud of the 2016 elections. This guy didn’t want to beat around the bush. He made sure that people knew exactly how he felt about the candidates. It was like choosing between two lesser evils. Maybe he skipped the vote altogether. Who knows, perhaps the next elections will have much better candidates and this guy will not feel the need to rant this way.

    Having pun at the supermarkets

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    You gotta love it when people at the supermarkets know how to crack a good joke or come up with a really funny pun. I would buy the goats butter just because of the sign. Given the price, it might not be a bad idea to test it on the ghosts in your apartment. It will probably be much better than calling out the spirits in your basement. This sign can make shopping much more enjoyable instead of being perceived as a tedious, time-wasting task. I hope this pun haunts the person who came up with it forever.

    The subtle turtle

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    No, it is not a parking ticket but it is a teachable moment that a preschool teacher saw and took the opportunity to educate the driver. There once was a guy who couldn’t park within the lines. Someone got annoyed and decided to teach him a lesson. Very subtly, they informed him that if kids could start to learn how to draw in the lines, then maybe he could learn how to park. Let’s hope he gets the message and practices a bit. Perhaps the DMV should start at the basics when testing new drivers by including this coloring exercise somewhere in the process.

    Picking up the family

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    Families exist to get on each other’s nerves and what better way is there to do it than plastering the worst pictures of your family members all around the airport. Or better yet, add the word “wanted” as if they are mugshots taken from FBI most wanted fugitive list. There might be a reason why the rest of the family is wanted. If these two are the ones responsible for the sign, think of the family dynamics at home. There seems to be no love lost when sharing photos when the rest look at their worst. Family, gotta love’em.

    That is highly subjective

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    “Hold my beer,” those were probably the words he said before writing the stupid sign that he is holding up. He probably had some to muster up the courage of holding that sign right on the faces of other Raider fans. Your brother might be a fan of an inferior team, but he is not the one holding the stupid sign. I don’t think your brother is going to get any flack for being a fan of the Raiders, you, on the other hand, I am not so sure of. Either way, this guy sent his message across and the receiving end probably got it loud and clear.

    They know their customers

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    Apart from mothers, who else drinks the most? That’s right! It is teachers because they also have to deal with the same amount of problems as mothers. That is why liquor shops and breweries should know their target market better and sell directly to them. This liquor store knows its customers. They know that the teachers of the town have a tough time dealing with their kids. Some parents might drive by and begin to wonder what their teachers are doing, but deep down, they know that teachers deserve a stiff drink from time to time. Being a teacher is no joke.

    Do you want to see that?

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    Every shop owner will know that customer service is important, but this sign takes things a bit far. The customer might even be a bit put off by the foul demonstration. I think that whoever asks for a demonstration just wants to see what will happen. Their intrigue might be quashed when the attendant doesn’t hold back. The plot thickens when you look into the context of the sign and realize the pun that lies on the second line. God forbid, some lunatics might actually ask for a demonstration after seeing this sign, this is just calling trouble onto oneself.