The quarantine bowl
When you are desperate for haircut, there are styles that you should just stay away from. The bowl cut has never been a good idea, under no circumstances, quarantine is not going to change that. Rather shave it all off and get it over with.
Lesson learned
It is times like these that we learn that there are a couple of things that we cannot do in the mirror. Trying to shave the side of your head is one of them. At least he will have a week or two for the new hair to catch up.